Terms of Service

1. What you are buying

internetking.lol has exactly one throne. Paying a coronation amount greater than the current price places your name, logo, link and message on the homepage as “King of the Internet” until another person pays more than you did. There is no fixed duration and no guaranteed minimum reign. The starting price is $1 and the price only ever goes up.

2. When the crown changes hands

The throne changes hands only when the payment provider confirms your payment. Creating a checkout does not reserve the throne. If someone's payment for a higher amount is confirmed before yours, they become king.

3. Outbid while paying

If your payment is confirmed after the price has already risen past your amount, your coronation is marked outbid and your payment is refunded in full, automatically. You do not become king in that case.

4. Prohibited content — voided without refund

You may not submit content that is illegal, hateful, harassing, sexual, deceptive, malware-bearing, impersonating, or that promotes scams or fraud. Links must be publicly reachable https:// URLs.

We may void a reign at any time for violating this section. A voided coronation removes your content from the homepage, reverts the throne to the previous king, and is not refunded. The current price is unaffected. This is the deterrent against paying to abuse the platform, and by paying you accept it.

5. Payments and tax

Payments are processed by Polar, acting as merchant of record. Polar handles billing and applicable sales tax/VAT. Your receipt comes from Polar. All amounts are in USD.

6. No accounts, no guarantees

There are no accounts. Your coronation is identified by the email you used at checkout. The site is provided as-is, with no guarantee of uptime, traffic, or placement duration. Past reigns are archived publicly in the Hall of Kings, including after your reign ends.

7. Contact

For voids, disputes or takedown requests, contact the address shown on your Polar receipt.